went to an American restaurant today!!!! ‘ello mate!!!!!! put forks in my hair to show my love for these Westerners’ food!!! Haha!!!!! Ha!!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha !
It’s in Gods hands now. He’ll know what to do. He always does.
Is it possible I’m actually carrying a foal?
especially if you live in Arkansas
100% pro life, even if it is a horse
What goes on in Arkansas if they can’t judge this?
Anatomy of Songs [wronghands]
They forgot the trains in the blues one. Complaining and trains
The ‘big band jazz standard’ one would be like “Awesome eight bar intro! Awesome verse! Awesome chorus! Awesome instrumental solo! Mind-blowing vocal improv! Awesome chorus! Awesome climactic ending!”
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life